Pull Your Pants or Buy a Belt

What is wrong with people either my generation or younger. The "wigger" fashion started when I was in middle school, don't ask how long ago that was, too long. Anyways back than you saw a little bit of boxers if they were too low they got told to pull them up or else. The else was that, that person usually got depants right in the hall way.

Supposedly the wigger fashion started in the prison, it was supposedly an invite to be butt buddies. Basically saying your open for business if your horny.

I don't have a problem with a little big of baggie, but when my son points and says, "I see his underwear or diaper, when he was wearing diapers." Than you my child have an issue with your pants. I don't want to see that butt crack no more than I want to see it when I call a plumber over.

If I see your butt crack I feel like getting my putty knife out and speckling it so its no longer a crack. So if you walk away and your butt feels a little stiff than you might want to see if you have some speckle in between those butt cheeks of yours.

I swear when my son becomes old enough and wants to dress how he wants, which will be fine to a point, but if I can give his pants a tug or two and they fall down. You better know I am wiping out a belt and he's going to be wearing it, and if I find out he didn't wear it through the whole day or I get called to school for how he's dressed. He IS NOT going to like me. I will find the most ugly pants he has and make him wear them or I might even bring a pair of dress slacks and dress shirt and even a tie and make him wear that. If he wants to look like an embarrassment to himself than I will be more than happy to help him, but at least he'll look like a gentlemen.

So be happy I'm not your mother because you wouldn't like me.

So I think I'll start carrying around a putty knife and some speckle and start feeling in those butt cracks or some belts to help keep those pants up.

Opening a Door For A Lady

What happen to men opening door for a woman? Has the feminist movement taken over so much that a man is no longer a man but something that a thing between his legs that has the lil swimmers needed to help in the reproduction of a child.

Don't get me wrong I am thankful for all the rights that women have fought for, but have some women taken it over board to the point that we no longer have genders but are A-sexual. The old song "I can do what you do , but only better." I agree we can all something better than the next person or the person before us, but does that mean we have to loose our manners and respect for each other?

I have had men open doors for me and I say thank you politely. No it doesn't degrade me that a man is doing something for me. It makes me feel like a lady.

I love being treated like I am frail and can easily break even though they know I can easily defend myself. I just like knowing that chivlary is still out there and still being used.

So please open a door for a lady, it makes us feel dainty and like a woman.